{"id":15,"date":"2007-02-11T21:09:46","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T02:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/nsftmfx\/2007\/02\/11\/proverbs-1429\/"},"modified":"2008-07-03T23:37:19","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T03:37:19","slug":"proverbs-1429","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/nsftmfx\/2007\/02\/11\/proverbs-1429\/","title":{"rendered":"Proverbs 14:29"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><em>He that is slow to wrath is of great understanding: but he that is hasty of spirit exalteth folly.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>These comparisons that we trudged through last class between the 3 films &amp; the novel were a long time coming.  Personally, I&#8217;m more atune with the latter 2 adaptations that we watched, but perhaps it&#8217;s only because they didn&#8217;t try to pass themselves off as explicit adaptations, but rather borrowed aspects of the book instead.  I&#8217;ve said again &amp; again that I thought the first <em>Glass Key<\/em> we watched was trite &amp; useless, but I suppose it made it better for <em>Yojimbo<\/em> &amp; <em>Miller&#8217;s Crossing<\/em>, as my expectations were lower for them (although they didn&#8217;t need to have been, in the end).<br \/>\nSo I suppose now, because of all this, I&#8217;m on a remake kick; adaptations gone awry or those that end up better than the originals.  My favorite thing to talk about when it comes to adaptations right now are the film remake of <em>Texas Chainsaw Massacre<\/em> compared with the original 1976 version.  The original is at times my favorite movie of all time (other times it&#8217;s <em>Requiem for a Dream<\/em>, &amp; still there are those days when I only like the <em>Guinea Pig<\/em> series), so when the remake was released I went to the movie theater with my brother &amp; Andrew Tran, a friend of ours (both of which are my age) to check it out.  I guess at this time we were all 15 or 16, &amp; <em>Texas Chainsaw<\/em> was rated the highly illustrious <strong>R<\/strong>, thus making it an exciting midday experience.  We weren&#8217;t brave enough to sneak in, so Andrew&#8217;s mother paid for our tickets (being of age), &amp; left us to go watch the film.  But the ticket taker would have none of it.  She glared at us, made us change our tickets, &amp; followed us like a foxhound into the dark theater to make sure we didn&#8217;t go see that R-rated film.  I hid in the bathroom, sensing confrontation (&amp; because I&#8217;m a wuss under pressure), &amp; it wasn&#8217;t long until my brother &amp; Andrew flew in to join me, with the Hound on their tails, shouting at them to come out &amp; leave the theater.  They had tried to change movies, &amp; had underestimated her like fools.<br \/>\nSoon enough the woman tore into the bathroom, grabbed my two companions &amp; ordered them out, while I calmly washed my hands &amp; dried them under the automatic fans.  I felt like Ned, now that I think about it; staying cool to have the upper-hand once it all hit the fan.  Once I exited, the Hound was waiting for me outside the bathroom door, fuming &amp; yelling at me to leave.  I calmly told her to get off me &amp; shut up, please, &amp; explain what happened.  I remember saying that exactly: &#8220;No, no, shut up.  What happened, what are you saying?  Shut up, please.&#8221;  Needless to say, we were told to leave (even tho we paid money for our tickets) &amp; I never did get around to seeing that <em>Texas Chainsaw<\/em> remake.  At this point, the story of trying to see it is more amusing to me than I think the film itself ever could be, especially when you take into consideration how outstanding the original is.  Don&#8217;t take my word for it, watch my favorite scene of all time &amp; judge for yrself:<br \/>\np.s. It&#8217;s loud, dark, &amp; highly claustrophobic on purpose.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/15KgZRrKoME\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/15KgZRrKoME\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>The other remake issue I have is not even remotely interesting, but only deals with the novel <em>American Psycho<\/em> &amp; its film adaptation.  I have often stated that I think the book is the best written novel I&#8217;ve ever read, &amp; for this reason have chosen never to see the film version of it.  I&#8217;ve heard it was a good movie, but I&#8217;m confident in thinking that there is no way that the film could have even 80% of what is in the book; it would be banned &amp; made illegal immediately.  Other than that, tho, adaptations are give-or-take with me.  I&#8217;m still waiting for someone to make a competent movie out of <em>Le Petit Prince<\/em>.  Until then, I suppose the musical will have to do.  Or not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He that is slow to wrath is of great understanding: but he that is hasty of spirit exalteth folly. These comparisons that we trudged through last class between the 3 films &amp; the novel were a long time coming. 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