Second Esdras 15:54

Beautify your face!

If the first half of The Glass Key‘s film adaptation was scattered, deflated, & flat as week-old Dr. Pepper, then Pt. II was the epitome of each of these expressions. The characters, hard-boiled & run-down in the novel, became thin cardboard marionettes of every Hollywood romance figurine we’ve seen hashed & rehashed over & over. Ned – the book’s center of suspense, confusion, & suave hilarity – was molded into some greasy-haired, doe-eyed Man of Emotion, moved intrinsically by even the slightest thing, often losing his grip on the objective (or the “goal” of his gambling) & falling for women, instead of using them for information. Maybe I’m cynical, but I’m tired of the same boy-meets-girl story in films, especially in films based on novels that had none of it. The one serious love interest in the book was between Ned & Mom, & there was no such latter character in the movie, thus erasing any need for some sticky-sweet adoration. It seems to me that just about every decision to change the plot to fit the screen was in vain, especially in making Opal & Paul siblings, & just about every bit of the ending, as well.
One: Senator Henry’s confession in order to save his daughter from being arrested loses all of the suspense & adventure from Hammett’s story, &
Two: Paul allowing Ned & Janet to run off suddenly & get married is about as trite as trite can get. Ned’s stone face, born from the gutter, is non-existant throughout the entire film, & especially in the film’s climax, in which he is turned suddenly into some gushing schoolboy. Not only was this disgusting to me, but downright offensive. I hope Mr. Hammett took action against the screenwriters & sued them for every liberty that the film brought in.
& it might just be me, but during Ned’s beating by Jeff & Rusty in the film, didn’t he look an awful lot like The Warden from that Japanese gore flick Riki-Oh?:

The Warden/Ed?

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Jeremiah 17:9

The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

The subtle excitement & foggy-headed camera lens that made The Glass Key such an enthralling novel was for some reason traded in for cliche Hollywood romance & scattershot dialogue. The pacing of Hammett’s story was above all else the most intriguing aspect of the book, as it left gaps in the plotline for the audience to make its own judgments, only to find that what they thought they knew they actually had been duped into believing (take, for instance, the two fights between Ned & Madvig). The film adaptation is made in a way that makes it seem like the screenwriters tore out all the pages of the novel & randomly rearranged them, slapping on a paper clip & calling it a day. There is little rhyme or reason as to why Ed meets Janet so soon in the movie or why he’s “Ed” at all. The extreme close-ups of Beaumont’s eyes in the film are effected & add little to the general mystery of the story, unlike the descriptions of eyes in the novel. I don’t know, perhaps I’m being a bit unfair to the film, but I tend to get a little frustrated on Hollywood’s taking of liberties with texts. Let’s just say I’d rather grit my teeth in suspense in reading The Glass Key than laugh at the film’s ineptitudes & aloofness. Weak.

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Sirach 40:13

The wealth of the unjust will dry up like a river, and crash like a loud clap of thunder in a storm

Hammett’s The Glass Key is an inquisitive, frustrating, claustrophobic, & catatonic novel, in its writing style, character etchings, & plotline. The book is blunt. It bleeds & howls with pain & subsequent pleasure. It is boring, & yet exhilirating. It’s funny & yet I can’t say just exactly why it makes me chuckle. What seems trite in the brief sentences & ignorance of the comma in attributing speech (how important is that colon, anyway?) somehow pulled together in the end. Twisting, mangled non-descript characters are given their dues, whether it be death, prison, betrayal, or a dame to wrap an arm around. Certain phrases throughout the story become repetitious (perhaps a bit superstitious as well?), & somehow this is all supposed to be on purpose? I believe it. No one could craft a novel this minimal with such a punch packed in on accident. I thought it was uneducated & poorly-made. I was wrong.

This is a book of intrigue, inside & out. From Ned Beaumont to Paul & Opal Madvig to Shad O’Rory to Janet Henry & the illustrious, criminal Senator, no one is genuine. They are all two or three-faced & about as opaque as the night sky. Somehow this slim, barely-constructed novel makes it case without ever seeming over-the-top or (perhaps a worse fate) sleep-inducing. Someone give this man a medal & some whiskey. Continue reading

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