{"id":76,"date":"2007-07-11T21:09:47","date_gmt":"2007-07-12T03:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/2007\/07\/11\/grab-the-tissues%e2%80%a6it%e2%80%99s-gonna-get-hardcore\/"},"modified":"2007-07-11T21:09:47","modified_gmt":"2007-07-12T03:09:47","slug":"grab-the-tissues%e2%80%a6it%e2%80%99s-gonna-get-hardcore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/2007\/07\/11\/grab-the-tissues%e2%80%a6it%e2%80%99s-gonna-get-hardcore\/","title":{"rendered":"Grab the tissues\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gonna get hardcore!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a present for anyone who’s looking for some action tonight.\u00c2\u00a0 Check out the condensed movie Love Story along with the smooth-groovin’ sex jam (and theme song) as performed by Andy Williams.\u00c2\u00a0 Be safe, meaning stay away from sharp things.\u00c2\u00a0 This movie is clinically despressing.\u00c2\u00a0 You’ll bawl (or ball, however you wish to see it).<\/p>\n

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Here’s a present for anyone who’s looking for some action tonight.\u00c2\u00a0 Check out the condensed movie Love Story along with the smooth-groovin’ sex jam (and theme song) as performed by Andy Williams.\u00c2\u00a0 Be safe, meaning stay away from sharp things.\u00c2\u00a0 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ftcautoblogsum07\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}