{"id":208,"date":"2007-07-22T21:58:08","date_gmt":"2007-07-23T03:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/2007\/07\/22\/crayons\/"},"modified":"2007-07-22T21:58:08","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T03:58:08","slug":"crayons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/2007\/07\/22\/crayons\/","title":{"rendered":"Crayons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend sent me this &#8211; I thought it was funny<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you&#8217;re really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I&#8217;ve got a few missing. It&#8217;s ok though, because I&#8217;ve got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who&#8217;s an 8-color type.. I&#8217;m like, &#8220;hey girl, magenta!&#8221; and she&#8217;s like, &#8220;oh, you mean purple!&#8221; and she goes off on her purple thing, and I&#8217;m like, &#8220;no &#8211; I want magenta!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Original post by <em><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/ashley\/2007\/07\/22\/crayons\/\" title=\"\">Ashley<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend sent me this &#8211; I thought it was funny \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you&#8217;re really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/2007\/07\/22\/crayons\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[261],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-array-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}