{"id":113,"date":"2007-07-04T20:53:21","date_gmt":"2007-07-05T02:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/2007\/07\/04\/my-vacuum-isn%e2%80%99t-speaking-to-me-right-now\/"},"modified":"2007-07-04T20:53:21","modified_gmt":"2007-07-05T02:53:21","slug":"my-vacuum-isn%e2%80%99t-speaking-to-me-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/2007\/07\/04\/my-vacuum-isn%e2%80%99t-speaking-to-me-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"My Vacuum Isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t Speaking to Me Right Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we talked briefly on giving emotions to machines. For instance, making a vacuum afraid to go near stairs for fear of falling down them. I thought that was a cool idea till I imagined my vacuum screaming bloody murder that one fateful day it fell down the stairs. Then what if it thought I wasn&#8217;t meeting its emotional needs? Would I wake up one morning and find a note on my pillow saying, &#8220;Goodbye, I&#8217;m sucking on someone else&#8217;s rugs now.&#8221; ? Running to the door, I&#8217;d see it swaying open in the breeze and the truth would hit me: my vacuum is gone, gone forever. Falling to my knees I&#8217;d weep with my head in my hands. I&#8217;d then call my vacuum every day and leave sobbing messages asking for it to come back. It would ignore me for a while, but then eventually would realize I wasn&#8217;t [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Original post by <em><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/georgestreet\/2007\/07\/04\/my-vacuum-isnt-speaking-to-me-right-now\/\" title=\"\">georgestreet<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we talked briefly on giving emotions to machines. For instance, making a vacuum afraid to go near stairs for fear of falling down them. I thought that was a cool idea till I imagined my vacuum screaming bloody murder &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/2007\/07\/04\/my-vacuum-isn%e2%80%99t-speaking-to-me-right-now\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-array"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elsweb.org\/autoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}